Devil Night (2009) by Llewellyn a J - Vampire in Waikiki 05

Author:Llewellyn, a J - Vampire in Waikiki 05 [05, Llewellyn, a J - Vampire in Waikiki]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2011-03-26T18:08:35+00:00

The guests continued arriving. A tall couple in white costumes holding masks to their faces, walked right by us without saying a word.

They deliberately ignored our greetings.

Guess theyre in character, Tem said, but I could tell he was hurt.

We watched them circle the crowd. They did everything in sync. Each step, each gesture was a pantomime. They registered no reaction to

anything going on around them.

Any idea who they are? Tem asked me.

Theyre assholes and we dont know any of those.

Tem looked at me and we laughed together.

I was happy to see some kids in very inventive costumes. There were a couple of bears, a novelty I guess since we didnt have bears in the island. Baby twin girls dressed as cats, with whiskers and pointy ears, were just adorable. Their mother came as Linda Blair from the movie The Exorcist. Her face was greenish white, blood splattered from her nose and mouth. Her matted hair was very convincing.

Im carrying a can of pea soup, she said. I didnt think youd appreciate me barfing all over the place.

Your makeup is incredible, Tem said. You really look like her.

Itll take me ten years to wash it all off, she said with a laugh.

A group of guys arrived dressed as Michael Jackson and some of the other characters from his Thriller video. They carried a boom box playing the song and sadness washed over us. It was still hard to believe the King of Pop had died.

Were gonna perform the whole number later, one of them told us. Tem and I were, well, thrilled to hear this.

Clancy appeared at my elbow. I cant find Moontime. Did you hide him some place?

No. Come to think of it, he disappeared as Tem and I were showering.

People do bad things to cats on Halloween, she glowered.

Not our cat, I said. Hes a feisty boy, you know.

Hes probably out chasing night birds, Tem said, even though he is not allowed.

Our porn star friends arrived wearing hippie costumes from their latest movie Sexspell. In spite of giving up our career, wed kept our friends. None of them knew we were vampires. They just thought wed gone nuts giving up a lucrative career. A lot of gay air-kissing ensued.

I heard some slippa-shuffling. Our crazy old neighbor Sebastian had showed up in his customary bathrobe. I looked him up and down.

Who the hell are you supposed to be?

What do you think? he huffed. Im a dirty old man.

Excellent, said our old friend and former porn director Billy Flamingo. He was dressed as Patsy Stone from the series Absolutely Fabulous. He held an empty bottle of champagne in one hand and a cigarette in the other. His new boyfriend was dressed as Eddie, Patsys clueless sidekick. He wore a tight, multi-colored sweater and tight mini skirt. He must have had a fearsome package between his thighs because it pressed against the fabric of his skirt. I was thankful the little kids were distracted by all the food and fun.

Div, Tem said excitedly.

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